Murphy Raw

Engaging in a sexual act without using a condom while being a very dirty individual

He was doing her murphy raw last night.

by Murphy Raw July 7, 2008

Murphy Lee

Murphy Lee or should I say Mr. Tohri Harper is one of GOD'S SEXIST CREATIONS. He is the best St. Lunatic yet. And he carries himself in such a funfilled way.

Just look at any of his pictures.

by ReesesPieces8301 January 6, 2004

murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

Murphy Middle School

Murphy Middle School is a school FILLED with shitheads,potheads and gayheads.The principle looks like he’s on cocaine 24/7 and the teachers have no respect for students.most girls think they are “thicc” and got sum to show.the guys suck eachothers dick in the locker room and watch porn together.EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE is white washed and are whores.overall fuck Murphy and fuck your dad.have a good day kiddos!

Murphy Middle School can suck my ass and call me daddy 8======D

by comesuckmydickbrother February 19, 2019

murphy's rule

Murphy's rule states that if one orders a mixed drink in a bar, and the remaining liquor in a bottle that is being used is exhausted in the creation of said drink, the drink is then free

That bartender just finished that liquor bottle when making that dude his drink, i guess by Murphy's rule its free.

by Longrod Von Hugendong July 30, 2007

murphy lock

1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.

Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.

by nlstiger July 18, 2005

murphy's law

The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.

MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife

Others:

WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES

by Radioman December 2, 2003