i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.

Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.

by PoopyHead April 6, 2015

melfish

A selfish man. (I don't feel that any further description is necessary, it is pretty self explanatory word and very accurately depicts men!!!!!)

God you're so bloody melfish!!!!

by St-an-d October 17, 2012

go fuck myself

Do something to pretend you are busy, when you get rejected.

Person 1:Hey you want to hang out later?
Person 2: No man I have plans.

Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.

by Marks_beast May 19, 2017

I Hate Myself

A wondrous lo-fi emo band from the 1990s.

Stephen: "I Hate Myself, my favorite emo band, had only one full length LP."

Mark Ibold: "That's rough, buddy."

by entrancetheory April 22, 2013

Meself

Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.

I'm gonna go make meself some lunch

by Ozymandias February 13, 2005

oh myself

Way of referring to yourself as "god". As opposed to "OH MY GOD."

Oh myself, I just realized I'm amazing.

by Courtney C. April 30, 2008