jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.

Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!

by EDYudaman December 30, 2010

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Adios Motherfucker

1. An alcoholic cocktail that will make you say 'Adios' to being sober, and 'see you later' to your liver pretty quick. You might just fuck a mother in the process, or call someone this if they're a total d-bag. The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

2. Badass way to say 'I won, you suck.' or 'I'm genetically better than you, hence, why I win in every theoretical life situation'

1. 'Hot bartender, please make me an Adios Motherfucker. I plan on getting effing LIT tonight. :-)'

2. 'Oh, you want to beat me at beer pong? Adios motherfucker. Prepare to lose. :-)'

by inBlueParadise August 7, 2011

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laggin like a motherfucker

A term used to describe the amount of fail lag at gigabits lan center.

Im up here at gigabits and it's laggin like a motherfucker. P.S. Tom says "Hi!"

by Sapp726 July 14, 2009

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son of a motherfucker

Unlike son of a bitch which is in reference to ones canine mother, son of a motherfucker is in reference to ones father that it is assumed was a motherfucker.

Can also be used as a curse when frustrated or infuriated by something.

Ask Doug?! Why, I wouldn't trust that son of a motherfucker as far as I could throw him.

What is wrong with this goddamn remote?! Son of a motherfucker!

After spilling your cereal all over the floor:
Oh, man. Son of a motherfucker! Shit!

by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009

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