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This Motherfucker 

Is defined as a man that will do anything and everything to get the “End results”. A man that is willing to burn down bridges to light his Motherfucking way. A man that protects what he loves especially his beautiful wife Rayeann Garcia and his three beautiful daughters Anissa Rae, Angelica Rae, Isabel Rae. A man that says we shall finish the game. A man that is relentless to get to his goals and dreams especially his “hearts desires” A man unlike any other man He is everything she never knew she always wanted This Motherfucker is Just a little too much for Rayeann to handle . A man that brings cloud 9 into his reality this motherfucker knows Who he is & what he is. This motherfucker makes movies scenes come to life. This Motherfucker walks up to the edge of the Cliff And jumps in free fall saying “I am going to figure shit out on the way down” This Motherfucker say’s “Girl I am for Real” This was once said to the girl I fell head over heels for while on the phone with her 200 miles away and as her door bell rang she received a bundle of Roses with a card saying “Girl I am for Real”and she is Rayeann Motherfucking Garcia. The one that keeps me grounded when I’m about to fly away. & I love to Fuckin Fly
My Husband is This Motherfucker he just knows what a Real Man needs to do. Steven Garcia you are truly the man I wish I Met first in my life you make me believe I can do anything
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Motherfucker Jones 

1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.

Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !

motherfucker 

Used to denote someone with whom you may have a personal problem.
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" -Samuel L. Jackson
motherfucker by Mike McW November 7, 2007

Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore 

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.
That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

mothafuckest 

Out of a group of people that are motherfuckers, your the worst motherfucker there is out of the group your being called out from.
Charlie brown out of all the mothafuckas out here you the MOTHAFUCKEST!
mothafuckest by MYNAMEIST February 3, 2007

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO 

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok
girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

Bitch Ass Motherfucker

A term used when there is a need to harm another person's feelings, though not making sense at all in what you say.
You bitch ass motherfucker, give me my cookie back!