Mosquito Bites

Boobs that are extremely small. Boobs that are the size of mosquito bites

I'm a guy and i have bigger boobs than that chick... She's got mosquito bites...

by CoachGraham31 June 26, 2011

White Mosquito

A slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen.

Harry likes to White Mosquito with this dad. (SICK FUCK)

by jon NAy boi June 13, 2006

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 01, 2014

mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 31, 2008

mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites

by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 15, 2008

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.

Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

by yaboidogpetter July 06, 2018