Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.
by Elias Haug March 15, 2023
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kala~wanna kiss
brayden mortell~yea
* one day later*
brayden~ WHAT THE FUCK KALA YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!!!
kala~oops
addi~ hes a brayden mortell of course he got herpes
brayden mortell~yea
* one day later*
brayden~ WHAT THE FUCK KALA YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!!!
kala~oops
addi~ hes a brayden mortell of course he got herpes
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The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021
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He is also small
He is also small
*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023
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by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017
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She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
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Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019
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Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022
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