Moose

What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.
Awww, Eh... Like I'm stuck... I gotta consult my Moose, eh...
by Crow1670 February 04, 2009
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Moose

Plural: Moosen
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.
Yo dude! You see that moose rip that shark's jaw apart?!

Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!
by Moose Mahn September 17, 2009
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Moose

When an individual acts brotherly/best-friends only to disappear permenantly for the love/lust of a woman is considered as being a "moose".
Ya! man, Mustafa was a brother but he turned out to be a "Moose".

Hey! Where is Mustafa these days? Don't Ask! He pulled a "Moose".
by Black Hawk, Knight Hawk November 19, 2010
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The Moose

The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)
Steve was hiding in my closet, and while I had her doggy-style I gave him a quick moose.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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Moose

A large defecation. Usually measuring 2 to 4 inches in diameter and 8 to 14 inches long.
Man I just let out a moose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by know the toe September 20, 2003
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moosed

To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"
I got moosed by Julie last night.
by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005
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Moose

The sexiest animal known to man kind. Can be aggressive at times, and and enjoys you rubbing its rack, of antlers. This act i often called the "Moose Job."
Yo check out that Moose. I know is he not the sexiest thing you have ever seen.
by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010
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