Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).

I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

by Peridot Amethyst June 25, 2023

library monster

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

monsieur monstro

A muthafuckin badass geniusly crazy artist.

He's tryna keep art alive, and he's dying. Such a monsieur monstro. Lets make art great again.

by Not MonsieurMonstro from Insta March 13, 2018

banana monster

A nickname easily given to most domestic rabbits who are generally completely mad for bananas.

Watch this, he’s a total wacka-wacka banana monster!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

manstrapped

1. when a woman has a man hold her purse for her, he has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manstrapped
3. when a woman dates a man and stops seeing her friends, she has been manstrapped

Denise manstrapped Frederick when she had him hold her purse for her while she went to the washroom.

by Dahlia R October 16, 2008

Manstrual

adj. Being of male species and having an extremely emotional menstrual cycle. With up and down emotions. Ranging from one day to a whole month.

Girlfriend: "Damn Billy you've been acting really emotional lately".
Billy: "Sorry babe, I've been on my manstrual cycle, should clear up when I drop my balls".

by CAMMYdoodles February 6, 2009

Manstruating

When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.

John was very moody Saturday. He must have been manstruating.

by 4564315 June 9, 2011