moustache ride

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

by fuckingsupercop May 13, 2005

molestache

A mustache so disturbingly creepy, it literally molests your eyeballs. It also has been known to put women and men into a trance, whereupon the victim awakens, disrobed with the sneaking suspicion he or she has been raped.

Janine: Holy shit that was close!
Ugly Jane: What was?
Janine: The molestache on that trucker over there almost caught me in its trailer-tractor beam. Now come on, let's scram before we black out and wake up raped!
Ugly Jane: You go on ahead, I'm gonna get my fuck on.

by carrotworm June 11, 2011

his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

by shockrafan August 20, 2010

molestache

a mustache that resembles that which a child molester, such as David Westerfield, might have.

Did you see that guy's molestache Yeah he looks like such a creeper.

by LexiB February 10, 2009

Reid's Moustache

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006

Minnesota Moustache

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.

"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."

by Dick Kurkensen December 24, 2007