Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.

And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.

by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004

Mongolian Spot

small bruise like spot located usually on the lower back. Most Pacific Islanders have one. It designates true Pacific Island blood.

If you look at her back you can tell she is a Chamorro, she has a Mongolian spot.

by tarbox75 October 14, 2011

Mongolian Idiot

an old term for a retard or someone with mongolism. some, who must be mongolian idiots themselves, like to confuse this term with mongoloid idiot which is not a real term. mongolian idiot is a term within itself. a mongoloid idiot is merely an idiot who is mongolian. DO NOT get them confused unless you want to be a total douche.

that kid is eating his helmet when he should be wearing it. oh he must be a mongolain idiot.

by ursala November 22, 2004

mongolian tig

A game of skill derived in All Hallows Catholic School common room. The original players include
Kyle
Greg
Luke
Vinny (shrew)
The game involves basic tig rules but on chairs. Touching the floor is punishable by lashings with the tome of justice. It transforms the players into warriors. The winner is labelled genghis khan, who was once the champion of the sport. Samurais also play mongolian tig.

Mr. Shaw isn't in his office, let's play Mongolian tig. Dez are you playing?

No I've got some maths to do

What for Mrs. Coates?

Ermm... no it's sumat dodgy.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

mongolian piledriver

When a couple engage in anal sex, then as the male is reaching climax, he lifts the female into the piledriver wrestling position, then spiking her head into the bed. The male will then ejaculate on the females unconscious face before pinnning her for the 1-2-3.

I gave my bitch the mongolian piledriver last night, she was out for the count!

by GreatWhiteD March 5, 2015

Mongolian Sauna

To do a Mongolian Sauna first you need to get your balls nice and sweaty, ya know like after a football game or hmmm you get the point then you suffocate some dame until she passes out with your sweaty man sack aka mongolian sauna

girlfiend-im so bored when can we get out of here
boyfriend-im done playin,damn your anoying when we get back im give'n you a Mongolian Sauna

by Rest-718punks,nyhc,bsf,bfc,aob,das January 17, 2007

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011