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Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.
person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo
by WigWamp Master October 9, 2022
mugGet the Mongomug.

Mongos

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.
by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022
mugGet the Mongosmug.

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018
mugGet the Mongoedmug.

Mongo

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.
by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021
mugGet the Mongomug.

Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb
Russ stop been a massive koso mongo
by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021
mugGet the Koso mongomug.

MONGO

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo
by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019
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