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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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Mongos

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.
by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022
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mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.
changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.
by stevethebus October 22, 2011
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Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.
Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo
by bighooper69 July 3, 2025
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Mongo

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.
by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021
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Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn
I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory
by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024
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