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Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.
Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.
by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022
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Mona

is a dumb bitch and a fake arab girl who is tunesian. THat bitch thinks tunesia is has their own language but them niggas dont.

Mona is a karen,dumb,disabled,unfunny,ugly,throating,victim of taylan.
Mona is a bitch isnt she?
Yes she is.
by TheTerminator3000 July 12, 2023
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a mona

a mona is a perfect human being with no faults and is perfect in every way. they are hilariously funny and irresistible. mona’s have amazingly mind blowing senses of style.
person 1: “yo have you met a mona yet??”
person 2: “yes i love mona’s they’re so perfect and gorgeous.”
by monarararrar July 19, 2023
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Mona+Andra

Mona inseamna iubire iar Andra inseamna vesnica deci mona+andra inseamna iubire vesnica
"Tu simti Mona+Andra?"
by milffestmilf November 22, 2021
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mona

the HOTTEST most SEXIEST genshin character ever. I will clean your dusty concrete floors you have to sleep on at night because you have no home. I will COOK on you portable stove because you don’t have a permanent one. i love you mona. marry me.
“UGH i just lost my 50/50 to mona!”
“you ungrateful hoe i want mona!”
by HogRu November 26, 2021
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monas

a specific person who is an absolute SIMP can also be used to describe someone who thinks they are Michael Jordan
wow ur acting like a real fucking monas tday
by zortz March 18, 2021
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Va in mona va curi baucheto

Italian dialect meaning “go fast and fuck yourself dummy”
Va in mona va curi baucheto
by DannyDiabeto July 7, 2022
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