Mojo Hand

When a woman is in a relationship with a man to whom she is unfaithful to and goes around jerking other men off

My girls acting weird here lately and she's getting some interesting looks I fear she has a mojo hand.

by Tevvyj May 11, 2016

mojo retard

Ghost of Someone thats actually there

Argh its a mojo retard

by bazcazmmaz March 29, 2014

mojo beian

something that is weird or doesn't make any sense

That's mojo beian.

by Nicole November 14, 2003

mojo suck

A person, place, thing, event, or situation that serves to deplete somebody's mojo.

"This dress code at work is a real mojo suck."

"Having to work late on a Friday night is a mojo suck."

"I have $4 in my wallet but the cheapest drink is $5. What a mojo suck."

by Brandonius Maximus Himself October 15, 2009

mojo rape

some random shit lauren says means to get shit off mojO??? i dunno she's fucking insane.

Lauren: STFU, Mojo rape it your self foo'!!

by hoodafuckusayiam July 8, 2010

mojo crash

Reaching the end of an apparently miraculous run of programming successes. When everything has been going right for a couple of weeks you know you're heading for a mojo crash.

Yeah, I've been coding for eighteen hours a day for the last three weeks and everything JUST WORKS! I know I'm headed for a serious mojo crash.

by Andy Armstrong September 16, 2005

mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.

mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over

by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015