mofollistic

motherfuckingly sick

Me (during waiting for the asylum process): (try to be nice to everyone from other asylum seekers to the authorities, not realising they are with the foreign persecutors)
Persecutor group (including those mentioned above and more): (bullshit, harass, insult and go out of the way to create troubles)
Me: (try again and ask them to tell if there are problems)
Persecutor group: (continue to bullshit, harass, insult, and create troubles)
(For months, no genuine human communication is possible aside.)
Me: (stop trying)
Persecutor group: Anti-society!
Me: Mofollistic.

source: myself, a summary with links to entries of some of the motherfuckeries can be found on github.com/pers2022/cnp

by alltheworldsacage May 1, 2025

mofollistic

motherfuckingly sick

Me (during waiting for the asylum process): (try to be nice to everyone from other asylum seekers to the authorities, not realising they are with the foreign persecutors)
Persecutor group (including those mentioned above and more): (bullshit, harass, insult and go out of the way to create troubles)
Me: (try again and ask them to tell if there are problems)
Persecutor group: (continue to bullshit, harass, insult, and create troubles)
(For months, no genuine human communication is possible.)
Me: (stop trying)
Persecutor group: Anti-society!
Me: Mofollistic.

source: the idiotic part of the years-long persecution I am experiencing

by alltheworldsacage May 1, 2025

mofollistic

Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.

You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”

Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”

by Lochard November 11, 2025

Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023

(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want to contact you
But i don't know how

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Dragon's Monologue 2

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.

Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."

Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."

Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024