mooch

Freeloader

Steves a mooch!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

stoke moocher

A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.

"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."

by Kenz0r April 30, 2010

mooch

a person who goes around and just takes from other people

girl-do you buy your lunch?
boy-no, i just go around and mooch

by marisa June 20, 2004

MOROCHITASWEET

In Argentina "Morochitasweet" is used to call a woman with Blibical proportion b00bs.-

Dude1: OMG OMG OMFG look that girl!!!!
Dude2: UOOOOOOOOOOO that's so MorochitaSweet!!!!

by louly_aguanteblink April 29, 2008

mooch

Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.

All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.

A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.

Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.

Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.

by Mr. Sadistik February 3, 2012

monochromatic

Consisting of one color or hue (or race). Used by liberal elites like the NY Times to deride communities that are racially homogeneous, whether or not that was by design, coincidence, organic growth, or ethnic clensing. This is a tacit accusation of racism towards those residents. It also puts a halo on New Yorkers who ride on mixed race subways while residing in racial, economic, religious, ethnically pure enclaves fiercely guarded by co-op boards.

The housing developments of Alpharetta, Georgia are largely monocromatic.

by Nick Mass June 7, 2005

Moocher

1) Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.

2)A hobo who bugs someone for change

1)That hobo's a damn moocher.

2)If that moocher doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to kick his ass

by Jim-Bob May 2, 2003