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all lives mattering

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter
"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"
by baby-rock June 9, 2020
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All lives matter

Three words that literally no one ever put together until racists heard about the Black Lives Matter movement and began to worry that people might start to believe that black lives really do matter.
Normal person: Black Lives Matter!

Trumper: No, all lives matter!

Normal person: Oh I'm glad to hear that. Here's an n95 mask. Let's go get you vaccinated so you don't spread germs to the immunocompromised.

Trumper: What
by AcabMFers October 31, 2021
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Matterhorn

A crap that sticks half out of the toilet water, the way the Matterhorn's tip appears when it's pierces through high cloud cover.
My Thanksgiving shit was sticking out of the toilet so far it looked like the Matterhorn on a cloudy day.
by Nagas Lrac December 16, 2010
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fecal matter

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.
by D-Fect July 23, 2008
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Fact of the Matter

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.
reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"
by how to talk to idiots March 5, 2011
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Dark Matterhorn

A dark turd that is so long it curls up above the water and back down like a long rams horn.
Dude your not going to believe the Dark Matterhorn I laid last night!

What? Niiice! You dog! Who was it some european chick you picked up?

No you dolt!! It was a huge horn like turd I laid in the poop pot!

What? No way?! Dude, next time take a picture!!
by minuccp July 1, 2011
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all lives matter

a phrase used when one is physically unable to acknowledge that black lives matter
Trey: Black lives matter!
Andy: No, all lives matter! >:(
by DoctorFalcon September 11, 2021
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