Mitosis

sticking your toes up into something

mitosis in your ass

by yungsamurai January 2, 2017

MOTFO

Master of the fucking obvious. It is MOTO (master of the obvious) but to the next extreme.

Watching television with your roommate and a guy shots and kills another person on the program. Your roommates states, "He's dead."
"You are such a MOTFO!"

by Shoebird August 1, 2006

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

mitohotaga

-Used to describe something very awsome or over the top. It is something amazing that exhilerates the mind.

Antonio-Dude that song was so mitohotaga

by Ramo55 March 5, 2010

Mitoconjuring

The ability to transform enemies into allies , mostly without them knowing it.

Similar to how our ancient ancestors coopted mitochondria

That bitch Cecile think she's stealing from me , not realizing but I did some mitoconjuring I got a legitimate case for my money being stolen to get even more from my mama.

by rmeddy1 April 6, 2015

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell.

Kid: Mrs. Falafel, I don't know how to do my math homework.
Teacher: Worry not. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018