Curtis Missile

When an item of clothing is wrapped like a missile and fired across the room in efforts to avoid or escape a troubling situation.

“ did you just see that? He told me to his job then performed a Curtis missile”.

by Self righteous ones June 9, 2022

dick missile

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.

Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.

by WildBill1970 November 22, 2018

jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

by freddy cee December 4, 2005

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler April 9, 2006

jager missile

A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage

John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to concoct Nick a beverage)
Nick: (sips freshly created beverage) Damn, this is pretty much a "jager missile"
John: Yeah...my bad dude

by nick'n'johnny January 17, 2006

Queef Missile

any object prepelled and shot across the room from a high pressured Queef

I was minding my own business when she sent a Queef Missile across the room and hit me in the head

by booboo boomerang September 11, 2011