A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.
by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024
Get the Minty Bellmug. When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021
Get the Minty gobstoppermug. “What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class”
by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023
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