Ursa Minor

When a guy is getting head from his girl and playing video games at the same time.

Dude, my girl never knew I was Ursa Minoring her while she gave me head!

see also: ursa major

by OhUrsa March 24, 2009

Minor Attracted Person

Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community

Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.

by iCruncher February 20, 2022

Mindro

A mythical creature which, according to legend, is frequently sighted near the Mindro-Ling Monastery near Lhasa in Tibet. It is revered in local culture where it is said to possess extraordinary powers of perception. It most often manifests itself as a sherpa, llama or liger and is routinely invoked by locals seeking guidance and wisdom in matters of right vs. wrong; good vs. evil.

Mindro appeared just in time to help me avoid a potentially tragic error in judgement.

by Nofrad Izgudfrad October 18, 2005

invisible minority

When you have an ethnic heritage but you can't tell by looking at you.

Jim is a quarter black, a quarter Indian, a quarter Lebanese and quarter Irish. He's pale and has blond hair and blue eyes - he's an invisible minority.

by mff11 November 23, 2010

Midori

A green-coloured, melon-flavoured liquor. Only 20% alcohol volume and is a lot sweeter than other liquors. It was made in Japan by Suntory, a distillery famous for its whisky.

"Oh, shit. Shouldn't have downed that last Midori bottle..."

by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Minor Marks

The large black X's used to mark the back of a minor's hands upon entering a club or bar to let the bartenders know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Shackles.

Girl #1: I gotta get to a bathroom and scrub off these Minor Marks.

Girl #2: It's no use. They use permanent marker. Looks like you're staying sober tonight.

by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

minoritizing

The process whereby an all-white institution or virtually all-white institution usually a university attempts to deceive those who are on the outside looking in into believing it is a diverse institution. Common ways of doing this include disproportionately making minorities tour leaders for students coming to see the institution, making the face of the school website a minority, making the face of the orientation books and academic catalogs minorities,etc...
This often sucks in actual minorities into believing that they will be in a diverse institution only to suffer a massive culture shock within the first two to three weeks of their actual arrival at school.

Institutions guilty of the insidious tactic of minoritizing include:- University of Maine, Southern Methodist University, University of Mary Washington, James Madison University, Penn State, NYU,etc....

by TesticleMan October 28, 2012