Someone born in the new millennium (Year 2000) whose about to turn 18 in 2018!
We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.
We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.
Ryan to Dave: Dude did you know people born in 2000 will be adults!!!!
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?
by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017
Get the millennium adult mug.When a millennial explains something to you in expansive yet naive and sometimes incorrect detail, failing to recognize your expertise and expansive knowledge of the subject. Often followed by concern that any attempted clarification of their explanation is a misunderstanding of their absolute wisdom and is a sign of early dementia.
The hipster furrowed his brow with worry, stroked his beard thoughtfully, and then walked awY shaking his head after I responded to his millenialsplain of good parenting by asking how many children he had raised.
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A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.
Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!
by Brreverie May 2, 2019
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Get the Millennium Dome mug.Ted seems to have become extra cocky since he started taking rides on the Millennial Falcon every night.
by Clanger77 November 23, 2016
Get the millennial falcon mug.When having sexual intercourse in the doggie style position the male pulls out and aims at the, still open, anal sphincter. As the anus starts to close, the male then waits until the butt hole is almost completely closed and blows his load in the hole at the last possible moment. (like the scene on star wars).
by Garebear_eternal March 7, 2009
Get the Millenium Falcon Move mug.You know you're Millennial Broke when you have just enough money to cover your rent, living expenses, student loan payment, that $12 cocktail at the bar last weekend (okay both cocktails), and a new outfit...but are crossing your fingers that you don't overdraft your account before you get paid again. Your inability to save has you feeling like a broke victim of being a 20-30 something in a crap economy.
"I'm so broke. Our generation is so screwed," complained Carol as she sipped her cocktail at the trendiest bar in town.
"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.
Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.
Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
by Veronica_Morgan May 12, 2016
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