Street Midget

A short person who Knows What Time It Is

"The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."

Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017

by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.

See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

by Mr Chippy January 14, 2010

there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

gay korean midget porn

When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.

I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.

by JJL124 February 27, 2023

Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

by Bouf October 13, 2004