melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

Melon_Cosplays

A fucking stinky bitch who stole my kidney

Melon_cosplays is a aphmau apologist

(She’s not)

by Buggy wuggy July 8, 2021

Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010

Melon Time

A time for melons

Hey Kids it's melon time!

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed June 13, 2007

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013