air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

Mattressbating

The delicate act of dry humping your mattress into submission until you cum

Oh, I was mattressbating there like an hour ago, you wanna play some Oreos?

by Wildcardbitch69 December 3, 2010

virgin mattress

1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.

Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.

by lander88 November 9, 2010

brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

mastroleplaytion

Noun
Using of one's own real life personality instead of role playing one. This results in almost zero role playing and a very unhealthily high emotional attachment to the player character - with the character behaving just as the player would and with the player reacting emotionally to everything that happens to the character. Causing grief to the other players and DM.

Mastroleplaytion is the scurge of every roleplaying game.

by Thanatos the Loonie January 28, 2005

going to the mattresses

to prepare for a protracted fight

From the movie "The Godfather":

CLEMENZA: That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already. We gotta find a spot over on the West Side

by slugbait October 22, 2006

mattress worship

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.

Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.

by Red Sam Black May 2, 2010