by Edge_Potato November 7, 2018
Get the Matteo mug.A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.
The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
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"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."
by SnowWhite July 30, 2008
Get the Nothing Else Matters mug.Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
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Italian politician who loves fascism and is an extreme conservator.
He strongly hates everyone who isn't white and says a lot of bullshit.
Italian politician who loves fascism and is an extreme conservator.
He strongly hates everyone who isn't white and says a lot of bullshit.
X:hey! Have you seen the bullshit who Matteo salvini was saying?
Y:yeah I've done, I can't belive people actually like a neo-fascist
Y:yeah I've done, I can't belive people actually like a neo-fascist
by Socialistvgirl April 8, 2019
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