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Big Mass

Fatass that eats too much and has a gravitational pull. Thinks the world revolves cause it actually does literally.
Weird fat guy: eats
Skinny T: dam bro u a big mass
by Carge_Lock November 8, 2023
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mass rotation

A movement where one rotates one's upper body in a circular fashion, whilst saying 'hello hello' in a funny accent (whichever you prefer, usually indian), followed by a 3 count countdown when at the end you say 'goodbye' in the same accent, and falling upon a surface face down with arms underneath. The countdown in not appliciable when there are no usable surfaces nearby (as in tables/chairs/desks).

Used in situations one greatly dislikes, or to provide a distraction if nescissary. (see mass fat)
*person was waiting for the bus for an hour*

person: Dammit this calls for a mass rotation.

*initiates mass rotation*

person: Hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, goodbye.

person: That feels better.
by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008
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Mass Erector

Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.
Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"

Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"

Dude 1:"So?"

Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."
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Mass Butthurt

A major national/world event that causes many people to instantly become butthurt and suddenly develop strong opinions in such topics, especially on social networks. Usually only lasts for one day then is never mentioned again.
Kony 2012, Presidential election, Amanda Todd.
status from stupid girl on facebook: OMG GUYZ OBAMA WON WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE LETS MOVE TO CANADA I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT POLITICS
message between friends on facebook: We've got a mass butthurt on our hands. Stay off facebook for the next day and a half until the butthurt subsides, it's a war zone out there.
by TrollLife November 7, 2012
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mass-hole

What we Rhode Islanders call the Massachusett drivers, when they drive like crap, ie: cutting people off, no directional signal, changing lanes three at a time or better yet passing in the breakdown lane.
Loook at that mass-hole, he just cut across three lanes with no directional
by 97jeepgrand January 20, 2010
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mass maleing

The art of juggling multiple guys at once.
Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."
by Nora Wrana May 17, 2008
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