Marko

Marko has one of the greatest physiques, he also loves dick, um, i mean has a dick. He will eat plazma with milk if he can, and if he had a sister he would think about raping her every day of the week😈. People that are called victor(and anyone else) want to be like him, marko has a 27cm horse cock and you wiol die if you try to hop on it, marko has the best ever muscle insertions(except for his calves)

Omg he's so huge, i bet he's a marko

by Bigcigan November 30, 2021

spity okie n marko

the three hottest chicks in the USA!.. hms.... hell yeh biotch... noice!!!...coolio

person 1: spity marko n okie r comin!!!
person 2: noice!

by do you even hav 2 ask? January 21, 2005

Marko Sebalj

Marko Sebalj is an intellectual. He uses his savant-like nature to make highly intelligent strategic moves. Some idiots that are gon be virgins for life call him a "fucking asshole" because they are jealous, but he believes that this is irrelevant. Become his friend as fast as you can, as he will help you and try his best to protect you.

salty kid: "Marko Sebalj is a fucking asshole"
chad Marko: "I don't care."
salty kid: "well fuck."

by unborncorpse May 20, 2021

markovnikov's law

(see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.

*someone follows through*
"I just proved markovnikov's law!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

markonus

100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.

we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus

by fredicus and natalieus...look us up April 24, 2005

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004

markomite

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it

"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."

by suzy87 October 20, 2006