Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

by I friking love u March 29, 2009

Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends

fuck you mario

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

mario

In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.

Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.

by I liek mudkipz November 14, 2007

MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.

Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"

by Freddieptv April 14, 2017

Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.

Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you

by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019

Mario

A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are

(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded

by M_ar August 17, 2019

Mario

Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man”

Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins

I’ve been playing mario since I was a kid. My favorite mario game is super mario galaxy

by Hitler the great July 7, 2020