Mario

Mario is an Italian man who secretly resembles Benito Mussolini created by Sega to battle the ongoing threat of child sized condoms, his GF Peach is a woman with a big fucking ass and is sexy, his brother ,Adolf Hitler, is a green mustache man who is actually a child rapist and resents Mario for his Adult based sexual life

Mario: Itsa me Negro Killer
Adolf Hitler:fuck you I raped your son

by JarEater September 16, 2019

Mario

Pronounced mare-eeeeee-ooooo!!!! He’s very interesting. He’s nicer then most guys and has nice hair he is clueless sometime and doubtful but is very pretty pretty princess basically he’s cute not hot but cute and will glow up no doubt

Mario: you look great

You: thanks you too

Mario: *leaves on read without knowing*

by Lolbye12345678910 July 29, 2019

Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Mario

Mario is cute. you can't get him out of your mind.

dangggggg Mario is looking fine today.

by kjbrvuirghoiqefv December 23, 2018

Mario

Mario
An Incredibly Thoughtful Person, He Is A Very Generous And Loving Person He Is Very Handsome And The Girl He Picks Is Very Lucky To Have Him

I Love mario with All Of My Heart

by Britney ortiz January 05, 2016

Mario

Mario is a drug dealer all across the world

Guy1: Hey Mario hand me some drugs
Guy2: He is such a mario

by noshberger May 15, 2017

Mario

This Dude Is Amazing And Funny To Be Around!He Was A Big Ass Head And Sucks And Touches Pussies?He Is A God That Will Make You Laugh Until You Die.He Like Breanna!?

Mario Is A God At Fortnite.Sike Sebastian Is Better?!.

by Maiiro101 March 03, 2018