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Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018
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Jigga malone

The Rap name Facebook gives you when your born on the 20th of December.
Yo have you heard that rapper, Jigga Malone.
by Jigga Malone November 5, 2016
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Brandon malone

A very weird kid that has the nickname ginger he also has a crush on Alex Crosby
by Masonmessi10 December 1, 2016
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lee malone

1) a red neck term used often to get some one away from you or for them to stop bothering you
2)the name of a shrekish person who ignores people but its bc he is ignored also...his parents named him lee malone
1)upset redneck father says to kids who wont leave him alone-"GOD DAMN KIDS LEE MALONE I JUST WANT TO EAT IN PEACE!"
2) wow he hasn't talked to me in 4 days he is so being a lee malone
by bowlin bitch 29 June 28, 2010
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stockton-to-malone

When a white man allows black man to have sex with his wife/girlfriend.
Barney always did have strange fetishes, like when he pulled a Stockton-to-Malone, passing Belinda to his new friend D'Juan, and jerking off to the videotape for weeks after.
by mephistopheles jefferson April 5, 2009
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Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - after sex cuddling on dirty sheets.
Post Malone ; verb, I like to snuggle up for some nice Post Malone with my girl after we do the deed.
by AsswithaC October 25, 2017
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Dirty malone

My mailman is so hot I dirty Maloned him yesterday
by FratBoiz November 15, 2017
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