maulkey

I fingernail clipper that is never where it should be!

Uncle Jody looked everywhere for the maulkey.

by jakersblairo July 1, 2008

Mankey Mankers

Someone who wants to Wank a monkey

Mankey Mankers:

I really want to Mank something

by TheRandomGoose May 23, 2018

Lital Mankey

When you wipe your ass with your index finger and then rub it under the nose of someone. Sort of making them sniff your ass sweat/poopey like if it was some 100% colombian white powder while you yell Lital Mankey at them.
Making them feel totally defeated.
That's the real lital maaankey.

Person 1 (real OG):

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Litaaal Mankey!

Person 2:
Oh shit, I just got your ass sweat impregnated on my mustache, I better shave right now. I hate Lital Mankey! :'(

Person 1:
Letal lital

by TheKingOfLitalMankey November 21, 2021

mankey titties

a set of really nice titties, often fairly large and wonderful to look at

I never knew that girl had mankey titties until she wore a swimsuit

by nevasboy October 29, 2004

Brian Mackey

This describes a boy not yet a man who likes to get a lot of pictures from dirty little girls-sometimes asian- and likes to take triple c's and is stupider than shit. His legs may curve inwards when he walks making him look like a duck.

"I lost my pair of underwear that said love me on the band." "waitt I think I left them in Brian Mackey's e-mail."

by bitchbitchbitchh April 2, 2010

Markey

A man with a very very very small penis

Is that markey with the small dick

by Jazmine beach June 15, 2019

dirty O'Malley

The act of puking in your beer, then drinking it.

On St. Paddy's Day, too many blokes engage in the dirty O'Malley.

by 50quidaday August 20, 2009