A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.
Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.
by san-d-mag February 05, 2010
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 04, 2006
( short for Fag Magnet) a woman who attracts gay males as friends. She does not seek out there friendships, they always find her.
by Meow February 19, 2004
A female who has many gay friends and who attracts them easily without even trying. However, a Fag Mag is not to be confused with a Fag Hag. Fag Mags have an average/high self-esteem, get frequent ass, do not rely on their gay friends for self-reassurance/affirmation, and are truly a gay man on the inside.
Gurl, you actually like yourself and you get so much ass. There's NO way you're a Fag Hag. Oh my god, you're totally a Fag Mag!
by NYCRock July 14, 2010
An experimental type of magazine for use with assault rifle or submachine guns. It's shaped like 2 drum magazines clipped together. It's name is short for Cent-mag, as it holds 100 rounds of ammo. It is, however, rubbish, as it jams easily and weighs 3 times as a normal magazine.
by Josh Riddick March 08, 2006
A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
by Cumstainface February 21, 2009
by mike tree March 10, 2007