magician in the kitchen 

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

magician in the kitchen by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

Magicianism 

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.

idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"

Magicianism by Zelex August 31, 2018

Magician's proposal 

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual

Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?

Magician's proposal by vibrant mass May 15, 2020

Magician 

Someone who disappears AKA a dad

Did you see Kat’s dad he’s such a magician

Magician by Chickennutts666 December 30, 2020

Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

Magician's Breakfast by 209asian April 11, 2021

Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

Magician by Adm04 August 1, 2021

Magician’s Donut 

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

Magician’s Donut by Saltburn January 20, 2024