Red Mage

A man who really enjoys having sex with women on their period.

"Man, that's the third girl Dave fucked this month who was on her period, he must be a Red Mage!"

by Cunt Puker July 25, 2012

Tits Magee

Person who eats alot and likes Dtraill.

We call Kristen Magee Tits Magee.

by MGEEZY973 October 24, 2006

Toaster Mage

Lazy bastard the is over controling. Want u to do what every that he/she tells u to do.

ToasterMage: because I make everyone
ToasterMage: you are no exeption
TheMysticOneGoha: unless i don
TheMysticOneGoha: don't do it
ToasterMage: but you will
TheMysticOneGoha: how will u make me
ToasterMage: ...very carefuly
TheMysticOneGoha: try me

by MystiK Blu January 17, 2005

scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face

Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!

by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006

Magee's Law

When achieving a "Killing Spree" or a higher award (such as "Running Riot") on Halo 3, then immediatly afterwards you are killed without killing anyone else after the award.

Getting a "Killing Spree" celebrating, and then being sniped seconds afterwards, then requiring you to except you've been done by Magee's Law

by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008

mage rape

the use of magic (in an extremely nerdy rpg ussually) to suveerly kill a unit, and ussually when there are multiple mages involved and the unit stands no chance. this ussually happens to meele units. Also usable when you have a mega-mage

the 15th lvl fighter enters the temple of the lich and is immediately shot death spells at from three minion mages of similar level blast him with death magic. He sucedes on his first two saves but fails the third, and the spell kills him instantly. mage rape.

also in a gris rpg when a unit is surrounded by mages and locked in place by the ha-ha-you-cant-move-through-my-unit-strategy.

by avocado avenger January 25, 2011

Tubs Magee

A women, preferably working at KFC and of larger stature, who thinks that "tha door don work" -- even though there is a sign on the door that clearly states that the door SHE is opening doesn't work and WE are trying to get through the working door.

Women also probably spends a lot of time consuming large amounts of fried chicken in bathroom stalls -- mashed potatoes and extra butter rolls included.

fat KFC chick comes to open door and points to other door you are standing at: "Tha door don work"
you respond: "no, THAT door don't work" pointing to sign on door she is standing at with sign on it that says "THIS DOOR DOESN'T WORK"
whispers under breath..."fucking tubs magee"

by lagoyena January 9, 2010