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Millennial Scrabble 

Whereas the Millenial generation seems to create and use words in the English language any way they see fit, Millenial Scrabble is a game where any combination of letters scores points. (Millennial might know the game Scrabble as "Words with Friends").
I told my younger cousin that irregardless wasn't a word, and she showed me it was added to the dictionary. She's a Millennial Scrabble champion. Get off of my lawn.
Millennial Scrabble by DrScoRas November 18, 2014
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millennial suite 

Additional living space over a garage or in the basement consisting of its own entrance, bedroom, bathroom and living space. Common space, such as laundry rooms and kitchen, are usually allowed. The living space is generally anywhere from 300 to 700 square feet and is occupied by a person or family member born in the 1980s or 1990s.
Renting out my millennial suite sure helps pay for my mortgage and taxes.
millennial suite by devipergts February 14, 2017

Millennial Seal 

A millennial social justice warrior who has infiltrated one of the most elite combat units in the modern world, the US Navy Seals. Demanding inclusion via lowering of standards in the name of "equality" the Millennial Seal has no understanding of combat and thus easily gets triggered when under such circumstances. When real Seals perform their jobs and usually also pulling the weight of a MS (Millennial Seal) said MS will cry foul and claim their team mate has now committed war crimes. Thus creating a nightmare for the real Seal to have to deal with, while the MS sits smugly behind the scenes knowing their social justice warrior ways were acknowledged.
Pat the Millennial Seal was so triggered that his US Navy Seal team mate Chris didn't alarm and then wait for the enemy combatant to pull their gun and get the first shot in, that he told the media Chris committed vile war crimes.
Millennial Seal by Dogler February 6, 2019

millennial fuck stick 

A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.

Millennial Warming 

The warming of the Earth’s global climate and it seems to be impossible to stop as the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its existent as proposed by Juan Hernandez an individual with the mind of an awoken with the Millennial Warming Theory. The excess carbon dioxide in atmosphere is an impossible task to stop now it is to late.
The Millennial Warming is happening the weather outside it 10 degrees hotter and in winter it doesn’t become cold not as much.

Millennial Tide Money 

Financial growth from companies owned by Individuals born between 1980 - 1999 in industries that have been controlled by companies that are decades old
“Despite Victoria’s Secret success in the fashion industry over the past two decades. Rihanna has disrupted the industry with Fenty which is worth over $500 milllion”

Me- That’s Millennial Tide Money outliving these companies

Millennial Rich 

A term used to describe a millennial who claims to be broke and cannot afford the necessities of life when they do in fact make enough money they just spend it on frivolous luxuries like avacado toast, weekly manicures, concerts, etc.
Parent: Jasmine why don't you move out and get a place of your own?
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.