Lying Cunt

A person who plays along in a relationship,continuously lies and is insincere
syn: asshole

-girl finds out her boyfriend of 6 years was having an affair with another chick for a year-
(text message to boy)

Girl : You are a lying cunt!

by karmamagic19 January 8, 2020

lying season

A kick ass song by Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains fan 1:

"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"

Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!

by kolorful October 27, 2008

Ly, Shoua

A honest but fun loving, adventerous person who is highly trusted with other lives.

Shoua Ly said "don't eat the BDU's"!!!

by sTROODLE May 5, 2004

Michael Ly

Someone who looks Chinese, but isn't actually.

Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"

Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."

Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"

Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."

Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"

Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."

Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"

Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."

Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"

Mike: *cries*

Nick: "Cry louder!"

Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).

by 1nyro January 24, 2009

not even lying

I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.

"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."

by billybillyohbilly August 21, 2009

Lying Momoh

A boy that lies a lot. Normally say things like, "I get all the ladies," or, "I have a big dick," or,"I'm smart." He does this for personal gain even though everyone can see through him.

"Hey ladies, want to see my big dick?"
"No thank, you Lying Momoh

by True Defs. September 22, 2016

ly-chia

Ly-Chias are wonderful and caring people. They are trustful and always there when you need them. Their friends are so happy to have them.
Your secrets are safe. When you're nice to them they will be nice to you.

When you found Ly-Chia...hold her tight and start a friendship!

Ly-Chias are beautiful in person.

by alicewonder21 June 3, 2018