pit lizard

a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.

That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.

by A. Lurker January 26, 2007

Lazar

Lazar is the most sexy man alive. He has only one but the hottest girl in the world. His penis is about somewhere from really long to pretty much damn long and every girl likes having him near them. He is also the funniest oerson ever and the best gamer in the world (he can even beat Vuk with one hand and with bilndfall). He is something more than god and he is the best friend you couldve ever had. And he is better than Vuk at everything.

Oh hi Lazar
Lazar:hey was up
Vuk:ur better than me
Lazar: i know bro

by LazarIsBest August 15, 2020

pit lizard

Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.

Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.

by MannyOrtez April 8, 2007

lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009

lizard

womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.

damn, that girl has a big lizard.

by randall March 21, 2003