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swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.
Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.
by King Smidi August 26, 2017
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lurkerism

The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.
I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.
by killermist November 20, 2017
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Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.
Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!
by Yung FROG May 8, 2016
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Rat Lurker

An individual who goes to the Rathskeller bar at the university of Miami with no plans. These individuals are either alcoholics or lack the friends necessary to attend the rat as a group.
Yo this girl is such a rat lurker. She invaded our table every week.
by UM7474 January 20, 2018
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Castlewellan non Lurkers

A not so secret splinter group of the Castlewellan area community group/Grapevine
Did you hear about the castl ewellan panty thief, apparently he is an ex member of the castlewellan non lurkers called Jason!
by Colly109 July 1, 2012
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Cyber Lurker

someone who repeatedly comments on people's statuses, pictures, posts saying something totally dumb or stupid.
dude.. Austin commented on one of my pictures again.... "yeah.. he is such a Cyber Lurker.."
by bonmayne101 February 27, 2011
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like lurker

To be on Facebook and only "like" things. Never comment, never post, never add anything new to the conversation.
John always "likes" things, but never says anything. He is such a like lurker.
by AboveAStar November 5, 2011
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