Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.

After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

by Itssecret August 4, 2019

Lowdown

A person on the abject poverty line and below, usually white trash or crack heads

That lowdown lives under the bridge and smokes crack

by Datboiatemypoopshute April 30, 2019

lolmo

A really shitty assed limo...

I couldn't even roll in that lolmo.

by timJae July 4, 2009

lommorfag

a kid who farts alot

you smell bad you lommorfag

by Tyler June 5, 2004

lowtone

an unusually deep voice, lower than the average male voice. sometimes hard to hear, especially on the telephone.

hello? what? fuck, is that you lowtone? im puttin my loudspeaker on cos i can't hear ya, ya bawbag

by tumbleweed_t.a. September 24, 2005

lowpo

means amazing, pretty, hilarious, awesome, gorgeous, humorous, cool, scandalous, fantastic, whott, wonderful etc...

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?..."
"To get to the other side!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA that was soooo LOWPO!!!"

by pattyxcakes December 14, 2008

lowpockets

A biking gang (as in bycicle) that consists of only 3rd riech approved members. Known to hang with the J walking gang of the same town.

yo dude, i think i just saw the lowpockets... and theres the j walkers! RUN!!!!!

by kristallen June 18, 2008