A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
Get the Lorenzo mug.Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021
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Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023
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Get the Lorenzo mug.Character from Shadowhunters the series
We call him "Pferdeschwanzheini"
Pferdeschwanzheini = ponytail heini (heini is a random word for dude or guy)
We call him "Pferdeschwanzheini"
Pferdeschwanzheini = ponytail heini (heini is a random word for dude or guy)
me: Did you see Pferdeschwanzheini in the episode last night?
other fan: (confused look) Who is Pferdeschwanzheini?
me: Ouuuuh thats Lorenzo Rey
other fan: (confused look) Who is Pferdeschwanzheini?
me: Ouuuuh thats Lorenzo Rey
by ShadowAngel1 June 8, 2018
Get the Lorenzo Rey mug.Lorenzo is a really nice guy. He is always there for you and you can trust him with your life. He is great to his family and friends. He is very attractive but he doesn’t think so himself. He can be really annoying but most times he’s just making stupid jokes. He is really funny and can make you smile even when you’re sad. Lorenzo listens to a lot of different types of music but he hates country music. He’s a bit racist but he’s possible just joking around (I’m not sure tbh) even if he doesn’t live close to you at all you will stay in touch with him. And most importantly you will always love him <3
by sushahavga June 11, 2023
Get the Lorenzo mug.These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024
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