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Formspring Loner

A Formspring Loner is one who asks themselves an anonymous question on Formspring that they wish to answer, but no one has asked them.
How big is your penis?

Good Question, It is two inches. FROM THE GROUND!!!

^^^ Formspring Loner
Formspring Loner by jomama217 December 24, 2010

Popular loner 

Someone who is well known/popular and liked by many people. But would rather spend time with the few people he’s close with. Often misunderstood
That guy Logan is a popular loner, liked by a lot of people but often closed off
Popular loner by Monkeyloverlol September 7, 2020

Popular Loner 

A dude who's an athlete, hot and everyone thinks he actually gets lots of pussy, but he's actually chill, kinda shy, likes music, introverted, super smart, kind of a nerd and wants to meet someone he vibes with.
Michael: Yo Marshall hot. He must get lots of pussy
Derek: Nah, he's a Popular Loner
Popular Loner by MichaelPenus June 18, 2020

phonebook loner 

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.
Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......
phonebook loner by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

Facebook Loner 

Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.
Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D

*3 days pass*

*0 likes*
Facebook Loner by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

MSN-Loner 

Someone who either doesn't have many contacts on MSN or simply cant be bothered to start a conversation with anyone despite there being many people online but no one is speaking to them.
To attract attention they will sign out for a couple of seconds then sign back in again, trying to draw attention to themselves so that people will talk to them.
Person 1: OMG that Jonathan has signed in so many times this past hour after being offline for like a second!

Person 2: He's an MSN-loner, he's just trying to get attention.
MSN-Loner by TheVeg July 4, 2008