loner boner

When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.

Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005

Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014

Popular Loner

A student who everyone knows and wants to hang out with but never seems to have time for others. Rather than making plans with his "friends" afterschool he chooses to go home and play video games instead. He never seems interested in hanging out with the various people who wish to hang out with him.

Jesse: How come Giovanni never wants to hang out?
Washington: He's a Popular Loner!

by Gunn Nunez April 18, 2022

Internet Loner

One who spends way to much time on the internet chatting or doing other miscilleanos activities.

Jake is such an internet loner, he has no real friends except those other Internet loners online.

by slarfuggle June 10, 2008

Loner Daydream

When you have imaginary sex with everybody in the room.

I was so bored that I had a loner daydream.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Loner Toke

the hit you take while your buddy gets bitched at by his girlfriend for getting high

jeez, i just took the longest Loner Toke while ben got bitched at

by iwashigh April 5, 2011