by negrazzzz January 18, 2009
The sleek-and-smooth sort of bowel movement often experienced the morning after a night of heavy drinking that softly slips into the water like an otter off the river bank.
by DelicateCargo June 03, 2015
A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.
by Ms T February 21, 2003
When someone takes a crap on a campfire so that the turd rests on a piece of wood and slowly roasts, stinking up the entire campsite. A slowly burning/melting turd.
"I burnt my ass hairs off making that Melty Log over at the girls campsite!"
"Dude, it was so worth it though. I can hear them screaming"
"Dude, it was so worth it though. I can hear them screaming"
by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
Surfing the web while taking a poop.
by mrcbeezy May 11, 2010
This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.
After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009
by ArtMoxie July 11, 2006