lecture lap dance

You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.

10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside

"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"

by crap I'm late again May 3, 2008

leclaire

1) Angel
2) Term or name used to describe Beauty

wow, did you see that girl? she must be a leclaire.

by teebeaess January 31, 2005

lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"

by lllover May 1, 2010

annabel lecter

a girl that sucks at sucking dick to the extent that you could swear she's eating your dick.

edWario: last week was sharkweek with jill. it was crazy this time...she said she wanted pasta and meatballs for dinner. i had no idea she was thinking of going annabel lecter on my nuts!!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

Lecture

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

by RockstarLC November 22, 2009

Lecturer

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:

- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.

"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."

"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"

"Dr D, talking on female rights"

"Nap time it is!"

by saraith April 24, 2009

Leotard

A person with the irrational belief that Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor.

"That Leotard thinks DiCaprio is the new Robert De Niro".

by SVEN SVENSSON May 7, 2014