Leaky Canoe

An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.

Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.

by Swoods_e December 18, 2017

Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.

"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."

by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

Leaky Legs

Fat peoples legs who leak.

Fat people who have Leaky Legs.

by hjaei;fjvknboug24 August 1, 2011

Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation

She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

Leaky radiator

When you have sex with and older gal 75 years plus of age who has a neurogenic bladder dysfunction.

Man that old hag sure had a leaky radiator but damn that PS5 was worth it.

by Ghost-_-Cowboy September 14, 2025

Rusty Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.

Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010