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Leaky Canoe
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An older woman that has lost partial
control
of her
bladder
and other
bodily functions
.
Poor
Janice
, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at
Costco
.
Leaky Canoe
by
Swoods_e
December 18, 2017
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