laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed

Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.

by Rabbit01 July 21, 2008

laying back in the cut

In a relaxed state, especially with friends while not engaging in any specific activity.

When Allison called, I was laying back in the cut with Will and Jay and didn't feel like engaging in awkward conversation with her.

by Tmbggeek August 29, 2006

Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

by weepill March 31, 2015

laying it on thick

A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone

Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately

by B March 31, 2005

laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.

"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"

by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009

laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe

dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela

by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

Holland Landing

holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.

"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"

kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuio July 20, 2011