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Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.
We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.
by xyzentw November 22, 2020
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Paperlike launch

A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.
NVIDIA's release of the 3090 Ti really was a paperlike launch, bro.
by jortpepe April 28, 2022
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Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...
Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!
by Coupster74 March 26, 2020
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Discus-Launched Glider

A type of glider that belongs to the f3k category of RC model competition, launched like discus by human force and is propeller-free
That guy launches up to 200 feet with his DLG (discus-launched glider)
by Lololololol9527 December 16, 2019
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Launch

Launch (slang term): to jerk off.
"bro i caught jeremy launching in the boys stalls"
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Launch Codes

When you are in a woman’s vagina with your penis, and you put your thumb in her anus, twisting lightly. Similar to how nuclear missiles are launched by twisting two keys simultaneously.
Yeah bro I totally gave her the nuclear launch codes last night! Sniff my thumb you can check!”
by Stevendeblob March 16, 2025
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