Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

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Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

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Soft Launch

When a person or couple posts online to reveal their relationship, but does so in a way that doesn't reveal their significant other openly. It's a way to have their relationship known, but also have privacy and secrecy.

I just saw what Veronica posted on her story, and it was a soft launch with her boyfriend.

by shellsbythesea January 26, 2026

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Soft Launch

"Soft launch" is a term when someone hints at being in a relationship online without fully showing or tagging their partner. For example, posting small clues like a hand or a date setup.

She posted a dinner picture with someone's arm across the table; she just soft launched"

by charms67 January 27, 2026

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