lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

by TissuesAreCool September 24, 2019

landerkeif

It means you like big fat balls in your ass

“NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”

by landerkeif August 11, 2020

cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

by zia straffe September 13, 2011

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame

you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.

by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009

Flat lander

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.

Learn to drive, you flat lander!

by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009

Lancer

A weapon in Gears of War that shoots up to 60 bullets in one magazine and when you melee with it, a chainsaw is activated. However, to get the chainsaw to work, you must have the B button down for longer than 1 second. The lancer is a strategic weapon and sometimes counters a shotgun. If you camp with the lancer and use chainsaw when people come by, i'm sure you'd get a decent ammount of kills with it.

Mike: Yo, I'm gonna camp with the lancer.
Scott: No dude, we need you at Boomshot!
Mike: Screw you
*Mike kills all 4 COGs with the chainsaw
Scott: Whatever

by Adam Grieshober January 2, 2007