Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP

Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lamp by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021

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the hip version of lmao

lamp Jessica is such a whore rip

lamp by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB June 17, 2021

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Lame ass mother-fucking people

I love lamp, y’all some lamps

Lamp by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021

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Another way of saying lmao

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP

Lamp by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021

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Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious

“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”

LAMP by Dmplx November 2, 2021

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A incredibly hot and talented woman called lauren jauregui

I AM LAMP!!!

lamp by quinta harmonia stan December 3, 2021

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an incredibly hot and talented woman called lauren jauregui

"I AM LAMP!!!"

lamp by quinta harmonia stan December 3, 2021