langerz

a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.

that's so langerz.....

by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007

Larger Visor

Performs a similar task to beer goggles. Has the uncanny ability to make unattractive people magically attractive. Nb effects can often be short lived.

Man, the girl I went home with looked so hot last nite, but I saw her again this morning without the larger visor and it was not a pretty sight.

by Big Phil September 16, 2004

Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

Larger'd

The act of heavy sighing when even slightly inconvenienced. Attribute is most common in yuppies or self proclaimed mayors of trashy towns.

I know I have nothing else to do, but I feel so larger'd! *sighhhhhh*

by That1guy45356 November 8, 2019

Lagget

Lagget; One who blames the fact that they are no good at playing video games on the internet connection causing lag in the game.

Zachary is a lagget, he can't play a video game if his life depended on it.

by Reel life April 20, 2020

Loggern

A play on the words “modern” and “log cabin” as a contemporary style invented by the famous architect Sedai

Just finished designing loggern number 4

by Fzm April 28, 2021

lagershed

9 pm. The time after which conversation on a blog can descend into language or subjects inappropriate for children. First coined by me, "stjohn", on the website Politicalbetting.com in the 2000s and a twist on the "9pm watershed". It implies a time in the evening after which bloggers, having become influenced by the consumption of lager instead of water, become more disinhibited in their comments. Now used on the Politicalbetting.com blog quite regularly by those bloggers who are aware of its meaning.

Behave. Its not the lagershed yet. (Casino_Royale August 2020).

It gets us through the dogday afternoons until the lagershed. (DavidL May 27 2021)

by stjude12 August 31, 2021