ESPN once did a story on a
college lacrosse player that was gay. Afterwards, they did a story on a basketball player that was black.
Yup, lacrosse is an activity (note, an activity not a sport) played by effeminate, white
preppy douchebags so as to suck the money out of north eastern colleges which could otherwise be used on useful things,
like funding a Silly Hat Society.
Most lacrosse players attended prep schools (such as "the Prep" or St.
Joseph's Prepatory Academy) and have father's who own gold mines or oil fields and play a sport requiring helmets to protect their artificially tanned skin and dyed hair.